by Backdoor Slider
Benjamin Franklin once observed that the only guarantees in life are death and taxes. For reasons unknown, Franklin forgot to mention Miguel Cabrera. Cabrera is one of the most consistent sluggers in the game today and Franklin would surely take him #1 overall in his fantasy draft. [Editor's Note: What would Ben Franklin name his team? The Franklin Hot Stoves? Been-Jammin' Deborah Read? If you have any better ideas use the comments section].